Official The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies tapestry
The only Dad joke that matters.
meeting celebrities is an interesting thing because some people spend their life savings to get one photo and hug with their idol while others find them in like the cereal aisle at the grocery store
everything in his cart is juice
guys look at the eggs
fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october
"It won’t have any effect on the match. But don’t breathe a word of this to Rin.”
Sylveon, and finally
I don’t know what I expected.
natalie dormer, photographed by chad pitman 2014
#the first chicks just like yeah all right lets get physically fit #the second woman is ready to slit somebody’s throat #the third guy just watched the second woman slit someone he loves throat #and the fourth guy is having explosive diarrhea and hoping to distract himself from the pain #using this level forty fist nunchuck
and at level 70 you fucking animorph into a gorilla
They have made me a Lannister, Sansa thought bitterly.
I came out of my mum’s stomach going, ‘I want to be an actor!’